Lady Croom: ...What hermits do you have?
Noakes: I have no hermits, my lady.
Lady Croom: Not one? I am speechless.
Noakes: I am sure a hermit could be found. One could advertise.
Lady Croom: Advertise?
Noakes: In the newsapers.
Lady Croom: But surely a hermit who takes a newspaper is not a hermit in whom one can have complete confidence.
From Arcadia by Tom Stoppard. (This excerpt follows on from the second of these passages).