Good lines: hermits

Lady Croom: ...What hermits do you have?

Noakes: I have no hermits, my lady.

Lady Croom: Not one? I am speechless.

Noakes: I am sure a hermit could be found. One could advertise.

Lady Croom: Advertise?

Noakes: In the newsapers.

Lady Croom: But surely a hermit who takes a newspaper is not a hermit in whom one can have complete confidence.

From Arcadia by Tom Stoppard. (This excerpt follows on from the second of these passages).